I thoroughly disapprove of duels. I consider them unwise and I know they are dangerous. Also, sinful. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet retired spot and kill him.
- Autobiography of Mark Twain
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
- Mark Twain, a Biography
~hat tip to ro-bear
2 comments:
i like the second quote. it reminds me of the joke:
if 'pro' means 'for' and 'con' means 'against', what is the opposite of progress??
:)
love it.
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